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frickgerard:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

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(Source: unicornsyglitter, via guy)

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

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officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

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iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

(Source: french-tea, via guy)

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via guy)

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via confirmance)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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heart:

ideas for a simple Halloween disguise: shower with your makeup on

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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